The Double Down Dilemma - 07-27-2012
After being hounded for months to finally try the KFC Double Down, Jordan breaks down and decides to finally try one. For kicks, he decides to get somebody else in on the madness.
Top 10 Dicks of 2011 - 12-31-2011
A recollection of the ten douchiest jackasses of the past year.
Top 10 Toys We Can No Longer Enjoy Because of Dumbass Kids - 12-24-2011
A look back at 10 wonderful toys we can no longer play with because some dumbass maimed themselves on them.
The Worst Conversation Ever - 11-24-2011
Jordan tries really hard to be polite on a dating website and fails miserably.
Cooking with Booberry - 10-31-2011
The third in a cereal series, Jordan creates four desserts using Booberry cereal.
Top 10 Deadliest Foods - 01-21-2011
A fond look at 10 foods that will kill your ass.
Top 10 Articles of 2010 - 12-31-2010
A list of the 10 most popular articles on Useless Babble in 2010.
Reasons to be Scared Shitless of Christmas - 12-24-2010
Reasons why you should hide out in a bomb-shelter this holiday season.
Cooking with Frankenberry - 10-29-2010
In a sequel to last year's experiments, Jordan creates three desserts using Frankenberry cereal.
Chanukah in September - 10-01-2010
Special guest stars and a Jones Soda Chanukah Pack. Awesomeness.
Top 10 Worst Variations on Good Sodas - 08-06-2010
The most bile-raising, cringe-inducing sodas that they tried to market to us.
The Lost April Fool's Joke - 07-09-2010
It never got a chance to shine back in April, so why not get a cheap laugh now?
The Nutrisoda Experiment - 06-25-2010
Jordan and friends go all scientific on your ass and see if Nutrisoda really does what it claims.
The Top 8 MMO Catastrophes Caused by their Players - 05-14-2010
Take a look at the worst disasters that had no effect on the real world.
Why Die Hard 2 Rocks Your Face Off Like Norman Schwarzkopf - 03-18-2010
An unbiased explanation of why Die Hard 2 is the greatest film of all time.
More Valentines from the Reject Pile - 02-12-2010
Some more Valentines day cards that were rejected by greeting-card-fat-cats.
Top 10 TV Shows with Titles that Could be Used for Porn - 01-22-2010
A look at 10 TV shows that make us giggle when we have our minds in the gutter.
Top 10 Dicks of 2009 - 01-01-2010
Now that 2009 is over, it's time to look back on those purely evil dicks that made us shake our heads.
Top 5 Christmas Toy Crazes that Ended in Bloodshed - 12-25-2009
Take a look back at the Christmas toys parents beat the shit out of for.
From Soda to Superheroes - 11-20-2009
Useless Babble's first anniversary. A look back at the best and the worst of 2009.
Hometown of the Dead - 10-31-2009
Jordan's hometown hosts a zombie-walk. He's just there to make snide comments.
Cooking with Count Chocula - 10-30-2009
In homage to a classic comic strip, Jordan bakes desserts using Count Chocula.
Super Canucks - 08-07-2009
Check out the Top 5 Superheroes and Super Villains from the Great White North.
The Laws of Lost - 07-10-2009
An examination of the laws that govern the mysterious Island of Lost.
The Coin Collection - 06-11-2009
What do you do when you have a ton of spare change?
Snuggies: A Convincing Argument for Human Extinction - 05-14-2009
It's about blankets. Blankets with sleeves.
Easter World Domination - 04-10-2009
It's snowy at Easter, so I'll take it out on the world!
April Fools '09 - 04-01-2009
If you missed it, check out the retro-styled April Fools Day 2009 homepage.
That's a Wrap! - 03-22-2009
Jordan test-drives a new wrap from McDonald's, develops food poisoning.
Valentines from the Reject Pile - 02-13-2009
A fun look at some rejected Valentine's Day card proposals I sent to the big companies.
Heroes Predictions '09 - 02-07-2009
Take a look at Jordan's top 10 predictions for the next season of Heroes.
The Great Crush Tasting - 11-19-2008
10 flavors of Crush, 6 taste-testers. Watch was we revel in some good flavors and torture ourselves with others.