Jordan's Page of Useless Babble

Ahhh Valentine's Day. It's the perfect day for getting loaded and eating chocolates. If you were a kid at some point, you probably gave cards to people. You know the cards of which I speak. Little cardboard tokens of affection, plastered with a sappy phrase and some licensed character.

I've got nothing against these cards, but I don't think they cover everything a kid would be looking for. So, in recognition, I've combed through my files to find a few Valentine's card proposals that were rejected by the big-companies. Print them out and pass them out to your loved one!

Pulp Fiction


Hepatitus B



Super Mario Bros. Super Show

Star Wars

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